Gorilla’s Guides

George W Bush Presidential Library

Securing this library represents an important step forward in academic achievement for SMU and for our service to Dallas and the nation.

Source: Bush Presidential Library Update Homepage

By giving a veneer of academic respectability to torture, rape, looting, hostage taking, bribery, corruption, child killing, using chemical weapons, using starvation of entire civilian populations as a weapon, denying water to entire civilian populations as a weapon, internment of children,  collective punishment of entire civilian populations,  bombing civilian populations (see: collective punishment of entire civilian populations,) bombing hospitals, bombing schools, looting of museums, destruction of libraries, making academics and teacher particular targets, ditto doctors and nurses, running death squads, open viciousness, blatant racism, and naked greed.

The Center’s resources and programs will be invaluable to national and international researchers and scholars, including those at SMU.

Source: Bush Presidential Library Update Homepage

After all the court records of the Nuremberg trials have set a useful precedent.

Fund-raising for the Bush Presidential Center will be conducted by the George W. Bush Foundation through its Organizing Committee and in collaboration with SMU.

Source: Bush Presidential Library Update Homepage

For above read:

Fund-raising Money laundering for the Bush Presidential Center Bush Family will be conducted by the George W. Bush Foundation Bush Family through its consiglieri and in collaboration with SMU with a respectable front provided by willing dupes.

Let’s move on:

“The United Methodist tradition in higher education values open dialogue and diverse opinions as we debate the great issues of our time within the context of our faith community,” said Bishop Scott Jones, president of the College of Bishops of the South Central Jurisdiction of The United Methodist Church and an SMU trustee. “The Presidential Library Center will be a unique resource for that inquiry. It will enhance SMU’s strong commitment to the Wesleyan tradition of academic excellence. In addition, we are pleased to welcome President and Mrs. Bush, two members of The United Methodist Church, back to the Dallas community.”

Source Bush Presidential Library Update Homepage

For above read:

“Who cares about all that old hat nonsense,” said panderer Scott Jones, president of the College of Panderers of the South Central Jurisdiction of The United Methodist Church UMC Fundraising Inc, a private corporation incorporated in Paraguay, and an SMU trustee. “The Imperial Whitewash Center was what we needed to get in with the royal family and the courtiers. In addition, we are pleased to prostitute our principles for other donations prostrate ourselves before the Emperor and his consort, and we do so on behalf of the entire Dallas community. We think the price is worth it, to think some sucker was content with just thirty pieces of silver. Sheeeeeeeeeeesh. ”

Oh you want to see what the place will look like? You should have asked Steve Bell.