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Have A Nice Day

Here is a very partial list of some of the improvements in human rights in Iraq today. Today’s list is very incomplete because of a lack of time. These improvements have been brought to the sand niggers who live here by the noble American invaders who are only here to introduce to us force so that we people with brown skin can learn how important human rights are.

I am told that there is an English language proverb which speaks of “killing by kindness” I would like to ask any American reading this to please ask their government to start being unkind instead. That way I will not have to go to so many funerals.

Mohammed Ibn Laith

PS: Yes I hate and despise your murdering thieving racist rapist country.

Yes I hate and despise your murdering thieving racist rapist government.

Yes I hate and despise your murdering thieving racist rapist soldiers.

No I do not feel even a little sad when I learn that some of your murdering thieving racist rapist soldiers have been killed or wounded. What I feel when I hear that one your murdering thieving racist rapist soldiers has been killed is as a little as I feel when I shoot one the dogs who eat the bodies of a murdered Iraqi human being so that we can bring that body to the morgue.

Sometimes I do not even feel that much.

If you do not like reading that some of your murdering thieving racist rapist soldiers have been killed you can get them to stay at home in your murdering thieving racist rapist country. I am not even a little interested in how they behave in America or what they do to other Americans.

Sometimes I have to work very hard to remember that not all Americans are evil and that despite what your murdering thieving racist rapist country is doing to my people that you are still my brothers and sisters in humanity. Have a nice day.

MIL

Human Rights in Iraq:

The green zone government “Minister for Human Rights” has said that excluding the Kurdish regions there are 28,000 detainees held by the green zone government and its foreign masters. At the same press conference she said that her department had made a report last year, that her department was collaborating with other government departments to prevent abuses, that her department had appointed 120 of judges (investigating magistrates- markfromireland) and that no less 7 cases of human rights abuses had been brought to the courts.

Baghdad

The suicide bomb attack in Karada has caused a minimum of 20 people killed and 27 people wounded.  The minibus bombing attack on Sadr city killed 2 people and wounded 8.  The student shot in the school playground during break is expected to recover. Correction and update: The number of people known to have been killed is now known to be at least25 dead people and 100 wounded people. The only reason those numbers are so small is because an Iraqi bomb disposal officer for the Ministry of the Interior defused another bomb that put in place to kill more people as they ran from the first bomb. 

 The collaborators and their American masters who live in the green zone got a very small taste of what life is like for ordinary Iraqis today. But I forgot to note the URL and do not have time to back through all the reports to it.

I am sure that the Western news agencies will report fully that a few shells landed in the green zone and that nobody was killed but some of the American masters had to run in case their disgusting hides got a tiny scratch.

Mosul

Two bombings one of an an American invader patrol and one on a green zone government patrol killed 3 people and wounded 8.

Hit

The American invader base 6Km west of Hit was subjected to “heavy shelling” this afteroon.

Fallujah

The motorcycle bombing near the cemetry this afternoon wounded 6 people including 2 children. 

Wasit

The security force repsonsible for protecting powerlines held a strike and a demonstration today to complain that the green zone government has cut their wages.  12 murdered people whose identity is unknown were buried today their bodies all showed “the most obvious signs of torture” that makes 28 murdered unknown sand niggers Iraqi people buried this month alone in Wasit alone.

Tikrit

Three murdered people found all had been shot all were in civilian clothes.

Basrah

The British invader base in the middle Basrah was bombarded by 28 mortar shells some of the shells are known to have hit civilian housing lived in by people unlucky enough to have uninvited and unwelcome armed British neighbours but the numbers of wounded and or killed people is not yet known.

Diyala

The deputy chief of the green zone government police survived a bomb explosion on his convoy near Baqubah 4 of his bodyguards were not so lucky.

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