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Yesterday there was a very shocking report on the independent Iraqi sand nigger news agency Aswat Al Iraq. I have translated and summarised it for you. So that you also may be surprised.

Uppity And Dirty Sand Nigger Not Killed By Kindly American Invader!

The uppity and dirty sand nigger was the governor of Mosul. American invaders demanded he gets out of his car at their checkpoint and get into another car. So they could check it. (Everyone know that all sand niggers are all suicide bombers.) He refuses. The Green Zone Government “minister” of sport was travelling to a conference and the governor on way to meet him at the airport.  The “minister” was telephoned told to go back to Baghdad.  Source: Aswat al Iraq

Commentary:

The American invaders do this often. They like to remind the people house sand niggers who are going to implement their “plan” that they are the masters and that the people of Iraq  dirty sand niggers must not ever expect them to behave like civilised human beings as anything other than members of the master race in our the dirty sand nigger country that the American massahs soldiers have murdered countless people to steal its oil for taken over. And if we are uppity enough to think that we are human beings (and not just dirty sand niggers) then the American master race must murder even more of us to teach the few survivors their place introduce to us to even more force.

Was it not kind of the American massah soldier not to kill the uppity dirty sand nigger this time? I hope that American massah soldier does not get into a lot of trouble with the other American invaders members of the master race in Iraq for being too kind. 

Mohammed Ibn Laith
(Another Iraqi sand nigger who the American invaders haven’t killed yet)